Our main Slogan: Jillions of bags sold. Everybody can’t be wrong. 

Our other Slogan: We sell a lot of bags. You want some? 

BTW: If you can think up a better Slogan for us, just email it and we'll kick it around at our next board meeting. But we're making no promises. This isn't a democracy.  You don't get a vote. We make unilateral decisions and rule by proclamation.